Ride, Roar, Repeat: The Wildest Top Gear 2019 You Won’t Believe
Ride, Roar, Repeat: The Wildest Top Gear 2019 You Won’t Believe
Top Gear, the legendary British motoring show, has always been synonymous with adrenaline, humor, and jaw-dropping automotive antics. The 2019 season was no exception, delivering a mix of high-octane races, bizarre challenges, and legendary moments that left fans in stitches. From the infamous “Jeremy Clarkson’s Return” to the most outrageous car battles, this year was a rollercoaster of excitement. Let’s dive into the wildest moments from Top Gear 2019, the ones you won’t believe but will never forget.
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The Comeback That Shocked the World
Jeremy Clarkson’s Return After His Firing
After a dramatic fall from grace in 2015, when Clarkson was fired from Top Gear following a racist incident, his return in 2019 was one of the most talked-about events in motoring history.
- Clarkson’s return was announced in a surprise episode where he reunited with co-hosts Richard Hammond and James May for a special “reunion” episode.
- The trio celebrated their past adventures, revisiting classic challenges like the Safari Rally and the Dakar Rally, while also teasing new challenges.
- Fans were divided, some welcomed him back with open arms, while others remained skeptical. However, Clarkson’s signature wit and passion for cars quickly won over most viewers.
The New Dynamic: Clarkson, Hammond, and May
The return of Clarkson brought back the show’s original trio, creating an instant chemistry that felt nostalgic yet fresh.
- Clarkson’s humor was as sharp as ever, often at Hammond’s expense (as usual).
- Hammond, ever the daredevil, brought his signature reckless energy, while May kept the show grounded with his dry wit and mechanical expertise.
- The trio’s banter and rivalry were just as intense as in the early days, proving that Top Gear was still the same show fans loved.
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The Most Outrageous Challenges of 2019
The “Fastest Car in the World” Battle
In one of the most epic stunts of the year, the team set out to find the fastest car in the world, but not just any car. They wanted the fastest production car, the fastest supercar, and the fastest track day experience.
- Production Car Showdown: The Bugatti Chiron Super Sport dominated with a 0-60 mph in 2.3 seconds and a top speed of 304 mph.
- Supercar Race: The Koenigsegg Jesko Absolut took the crown with 330 mph on a closed track in Sweden.
- Track Day Madness: Clarkson, Hammond, and May raced a Porsche 911 GT2 RS against a Bugatti Chiron in a thrilling duel, with the Chiron pulling away in the end.
The “Most Uncomfortable Car” Challenge
Who said luxury and comfort go hand in hand? Not these three. They tested some of the most unforgiving, jarring, and downright painful cars ever made.
- Volkswagen Beetle (1970s Model): The classic was a joke, too small, too cramped, and with a manual transmission that felt like driving a lawnmower.
- Subaru 360 (1960s): A tiny, peppy but bone-shaking economy car that felt like riding a bicycle with a motor.
- Trabant (East German Classic): A plastic-bodied, two-stroke nightmare that vibrated so much it felt like sitting on a washing machine.
The winner? The Subaru 360, because at least it was fun to drive, even if it nearly broke your spine.
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The Most Bizarre and Funny Moments
The “World’s Ugliest Car” Debate
Top Gear fans have always loved a good beauty contest, and this year was no different. The team put some of the most hideous, awkward, and downright ugly cars on the line.
- DeLorean DMC-12: The flamethrower-shaped car from Back to the Future was a fan favorite.
- Renault Twingo (1990s): A square-shaped box on wheels that looked like it was designed by a child.
- Smart Fortwo (First Generation): A tiny, two-seater that looked like it belonged in a toy box.
The winner? The DeLorean, because even if it was ugly, it had style.
The “Most Dangerous Car” Test
Safety vs. thrill, who wins? The team tested cars that were fast, reckless, and downright terrifying.
- Dodge Challenger Hellcat: A 700-horsepower monster that felt like a brick wrapped in leather.
- Porsche 911 GT2 RS: A track weapon that could outrun most supercars.
- Lamborghini Huracán STO: A mid-engine beast that handled like a dream but had no rear spoiler, making it feel unstable at high speeds.
The most dangerous? The Dodge Challenger Hellcat, because at 0-60 mph in 2.8 seconds, it was uncontrollable in the hands of an amateur.
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The Return of the “Star in a Reasonably Priced Car”
One of Top Gear’s most iconic challenges was revived in 2019, pitting celebrities against affordable, everyday cars in a drag race.
The Contestants & Their Cars
- Idris Elba in a Skoda Octavia (a 1.8L TDI that could outrun a Porsche 911).
- Russell Brand in a Ford Focus RS (a tuned hot hatch that almost won).
- James Corden in a Toyota GT86 (a Japanese sports car that was fast but not fast enough).
The Winner?
Idris Elba in the Skoda Octavia, because engineering and efficiency beat celebrity glamour every time.
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The Most Emotional Moment: Clarkson’s Farewell (Sort Of)
While Clarkson’s return was a triumph, the season also hinted at uncertainty, would he stay forever?
- In a bittersweet moment, Clarkson joked about retiring (again) but made it clear he was here to stay.
- Fans speculated whether this was a temporary return or the beginning of a new era.
- The show’s future remained unclear, but one thing was certain, Top Gear was back, and it was better than ever.
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Why 2019 Was the Best Year for Top Gear in Years
2019 was a perfect storm of nostalgia, innovation, and sheer motoring madness. Here’s why it stood out:
- The Return of Clarkson brought back the original trio’s chemistry.
- New Challenges kept the show fresh while staying true to its roots.
- Humor & Heart, the show balanced reckless stunts with emotional moments.
- Celebrity Cameos added a fun, unexpected twist to classic challenges.
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Final Thoughts: Will We Ever See Another Season Like This?
Top Gear 2019 was a masterclass in motoring entertainment, a perfect blend of speed, humor, and heart. While the show’s future remains uncertain, one thing is for sure: this was the kind of season that made fans fall in love with Top Gear all over again.
Whether it was Clarkson’s return, the most uncomfortable cars ever, or Idris Elba’s Skoda victory, 2019 was wild, unpredictable, and unforgettable. And if this is what the future holds, we can’t wait to see what Top Gear does next.
Ride, roar, repeat, because the best is yet to come! 🚗💨🔥